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Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide!

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1. My dad always told me I was a lovely singer…

Not a good one

2. Wife threw a one liner this AM.

I was putting on pajamas this morning that were covered in dog hair. Told my golden retriever I wasn't messy, I was just cosplaying being him. Without looking up from her phone my wife says.... pawsplay!

3. What did the cow say after the farmer began yanking on her udders?

How dairy!

4. What does ADHD stand for?

Attention Deficit HEY DOUGHNUTS!!!

5. I had that one weird freind in school that ate calculators and the people around him thought he was strange

So I told him it’s whats inside him that counts

6. An Admiral was visiting one of his ships

An Admiral was visiting one of his ships. When having tea he noticed every biscuit had the ship’s insignia embossed on it. He was impressed and called in the cook to ask him how he did this. Cook: When rolling the biscuits I slap each one onto my belt buckle before putting them in the oven. Admiral: That’s pretty unhygienic. Cook: In that case, sir, I’d suggest you skip the doughnuts.

7. what's a difference between a PhD guy and Toilet?

At least Toilet's Paper has more Shitation

8. What's a polka musician's favorite drink?

Weird Ale Yankovich.

9. A person with a terminal sickness had a friend named "seven"...

so seven asked the person if he had any final desires. the person stayed quiet for a while, and then said that he always wanted to take a trip to the beach. So seven worked hard and saved up money for the trip, after multiple jobs and 2-3 weeks of overtime he finally collected the money and tickets. They went to the beach, booked a resort, had as much as fun as they could. But as the sun was about to set, the person suddenly fell and coughed up blood. Seven came close and was crying and screaming for help, when the person with his dying breath said "This was my final fantasy, seven"

10. When did the door have an identity crisis?

When it was ajar.

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